Author’s Note: watched the nightmare before Christmas and thought the Acolytes could be Lock, Shock, and Barrel.
Disclaimer: I don’t own the song
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Working for Magneto(Tune to ‘Kidnap the Sandy Claws’)
GAMBIT, PYRO & COLOSSUS:
Working for Magneto
PYRO:
Makes me wanna hurl
COLOSSUS:
Mags forces us to work together
Three of a kind
GAMBIT, PYRO, & COLOSSUS:
Birds of a feather*
Now and forever*
Wheeee
La la la la la la
La la la la la
Working for Magneto,
Slaving along the night
Throwing caution to the wind
But fighting isn’t right
GAMBIT:
Didn’t know what I was getting into
Makes Gambit wanna stop and sue
Remy will call on his Cajun roots
Straw dolls, thieving, and voodoo
PYRO:
I do not have much control
My flames can’t stop; I’m on a roll!
When Maggie offered me a job
I work hard as to not be a slob
GAMBIT, PYRO & COLOSSUS:
Working for Magneto
Can really blow
Never get any girls since
They’re Xavier’s chicks
COLOSSUS:
Moving boxes, that’s what I like
But nothing makes me happy now
Even when Kitty looks at me
It makes me wanna flee
GAMBIT, PYRO & COLOSSUS:
Fleeee!
GAMBIT:
It doesn’t help that there’s a girl
That would like to see Remy dead
She’s pretty even if she frowns
But her skin can plow you down!
PYRO:
Why are you complaining?
Shelias love you because you’re the Mac!
I end up scaring girls
No one loves a pyromaniac!
GAMBIT, PYRO & COLOSSUS:
Working for Magneto
Isn’t really fun
Though we be the villains
We’re stuck with awful puns
COLOSSUS & PYRO:
We hate Magneto with a terrible passion
He’s a psychotic bastard with horrible fashion
GAMBIT:
He wanted to throw me to the bench
So he took away my French
GAMBIT, PYRO & COLOSSUS:
He has a way of making us pay
For our lip, he could rue our say
We’re his little henchmen*
We lie, steal, cheat, and hide
We do our best to please him*
And stay on his good side*
PYRO:
I wish my cohorts weren’t so dumb*
COLOSSUS:
I’m not the dumb one*
GAMBIT:
You’re no fun*
PYRO:
Shut up!*
GAMBIT:
Make me!*
PYRO:
Yeah, I work for Magneto
It’s a way to use my fire
I don’t care what I have to do
Burning things passes the time
But so is watching Maggie die
GAMBIT, PYRO, & COLOSSUS:
We wish we could have been there
When Poccy blew him sky-high
Maybe that will teach him
Playing nice applies
Working for Magneto
Really makes us tick
He’s a crazy mo-fo
And a major dick
Working for Magneto
Does have its kicks
We run the show; our coolness makes everyone sick
Working for Magneto
Wishing we were free
Now that he is gone, we’ll join Xavier for a fee
The End
* - original lyrics to the song